He's fine.
Sad Uncle makes shirts for people who are fine. Everyone asks. He's fine.
The shirts say things other brands won't print — soft ones, honest ones, occasionally too specific. Buying one won't fix anything. Neither will not buying one.
Every shirt is printed to order on a Bella+Canvas 3001 and shipped from the US, so nothing sits in a warehouse feeling unwanted. Except the uncle.
Questions, complaints, or unsolicited life updates — the contact page is right there.